April 2012
19 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
“Twinkle twinkle little bitch. How I wanna beat the shit. Out of your ugly face....”
“No one’s a virgin, life screws us all.”
“I’m old enough to know better but young enough not to care.”
“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall...”
“There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us.”
“Thought when sober, said when drunk.”
“Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I shall die before...”
“You’re only bad if youre caught so that makes me a good girl, right?”
“No officer theres no blood in my alcohol system.”
“I love him but I cannot show it, want him but he cannot know it, need him but I...”
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“Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when someone...”
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“How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in love with...”